Our friend Jilted saw this model displayed at the Tangipahoa Parish Fair last weekend… (we’ll give the designer credit as soon as we get permission to). How awesome is this thing?

…turn off your lights, turn up the speakers a little bit, sink back into your chair and enjoy this really short clip. I wish every skate vid was filmed like this.

After that, watch this and question your humanity.

Click the image for a larger version, or click here for a PDF that you can print and hang on your dog.

This is a thank-you note to all of the wonderful people, skaters and non-skaters, that have taken it upon themselves to use the skatepark as their very own personal boxing ring.
I’m so happy that the police are being forced to come to the park and treat us like the criminals that they already think we are… I mean, I think it’s f’ing awesome that after all the things that skaters have been through, we get a three quarter of a million dollar skatepark, then a few people go off and ruin it for the rest of us that simply want to skate… that’s so utterly great!

I especially love the fact that when two people decide to square off, instead of breaking shit up, everyone else decides to egg it on so they can watch a great fight! You know what my favorite thing is, though? Locks! I love it when the city puts locks on the gates… I mean, who wants to skate at night anyway?

Thanks for screwing everyone over, fellas! The rest of us really appreciate you ruining it for the rest of us!

Oh yeah… soon, my friends.

1. Happy birthday to my little homie Little Joseph.
2. Gonz has more style when he goofs off than I do on my best day.
3. This human skateboard is real. This one isn’t.
4. Aminal Skateboards is turning texan ripper Wayne Patrick pro… they’ll be dropping a new graphic on the world soon.
5. ARC Ramps suck. If your town is about to install one of these parks, either stop them or move to a better pace (like Hammond).

PS

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