Word has it that a certain “action sports” store here in Hammond decided to film a commercial at the park early this morning. The shop’s owner (if you haven’t guessed) is pictured here:

Ok, maybe it’s just a photo of a leech, but there’s really no difference, is there? Word has it that the leech decided to film a commercial at our park at 6 o’clock this morning… why so early? Because the leech is afraid of most of the skaters in this city. He knows that if he attempted to film a commercial during a regular day (at normal hours), he’d be forced to run away like a wounded dog with his tail between his legs. It’s the same reason that he doesn’t walk over to the park on any other day… he’s just doing what he always does, he’s using our park to make money, nothing more. I mean, it’s not as if he cares about skateboarding… he doesn’t even understand it… all he knows is that skateboarders=customers, and he can milk a buck off of the occasional skater that doesn’t know any better.Well we know better. We know why you’re here, and we know why you need to stay in Mandeville.
A personal message to the leech himself: You suck at life. Seriously… you’re a bottom feeding scumbag. You don’t give a damn about any one of the skaters that walks into your store… you may pretend to, but you know the truth. While we’re actually doing things for the scene here, what are you doing for skateboarding in Mandeville or Slidell? Nothing. You can’t name one single thing that you’ve done for the skate scene that hasn’t involved you making a quick buck. I’d call you a scam artist, but that might imply that you’re clever in some way… and I don’t want to do that… you’re just really good at being lame. Please, take that personally… because it is.

Question: Why do half of the locals here have “Gary don’t skate” written on their boards?
Answer: Because it summarizes one of the many things wrong with biggest parasite that Hammond skaters have ever seen.

I almost feel bad about comparing you to a leech… I mean, I feel bad for the leeches.

>Neal